This means please leave the parking lot through this lane. Even better, STOP your vehicle in the middle of the entrance, turn it off, get out, go get your friend, then come back to let all the traffic in that's backed up DOWN LAMPSON ST. Super.
This one means Please ENTER the parking lot in this lane. Best achieved at high speeds so you can't see the person coming down the driveway.
This one is even better. This indicates that the person behind this sign put it up just so they could be available to help you & your insignifigant problems IMMEDIATELY. They don't have any work of their own to do, they're just sitting there appearing busy.
My favorite. This sign means you will NOT get service at 4:45 am. Even if you drive through the Drive-Thru TWICE, stop at all 3 windows (with 2 minute intervals waiting at each), get OUT OF YOUR FREAKING CAR, walk to the pick-up window, knock on it, & make eye-contact with the servers inside. Hope you weren't actually hungry. If you were, no worries! There are lots of restaurants open at 4:45 am.
BTW: every single one of these stellar examples was witnessed today.
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